had a dream last night that i was back in high school, and lil wayne was my english teacher.
he was late to class and rapped passages from The Great Gatsby.
Hiding in the laundry room at work is becoming progressively more normal.
Impatiently waiting for my residents to go to bed so I can watch Brave.
Told my best friend i wanted her dick.
she acted shocked. but i’m pretty sure she’s known for years now.
Only my boss would call completely intoxicated while in Germany (where it’s 1:32 in the morning)
i feel like people aren’t taking me seriously when i say i’m packing my bags and moving back to colorado.
i have decided i’m going to quit all my jobs and hide myself away forever under my blankets.
i foresee myself having another tattoo within the next 2 weeks.
Guess who got a raise~
if i could have it my way
fall would be year-round and i would spend every day outside drinking coffee with my favorite people.
